No one knows the rest of the story

Okay so there are these things called UGGS. I guess they are pretty special, cause this one almost threw dad over the edge. They aren’t sure what happened and I don’t think I ought to rat us out. But I can give you a short overview, that may not get us sent back to Mississippi.

They were a pretty color of yellow. And they smelled so much like mom, but only on the inside. What were we to do? They were a little higher than the regular shoes we like to carry around and lay on. Those we can smell her easy. It was a conundrum. She had left for a little while,we hate that so much.

And we miss her. I know that Cesar guy says we don’t have the emotions that people have, but you’ll never convince us of that.

Anyway, they were hidden, up really high. I know mom thought they were safe. But someone, who shall remain nameless stood up on her , I mean their, hind legs and got really tall, and somehow got one of them down. It was all down hill from then on.

Dad got home a little after mom did. She just greeted us in the kitchen when she got home.  Then went to work in there, making muffins for dad. Dad on the other hand went into the living room, where Quigley was trying to hide the evidence. There was a lot of LOUD “Oh no”s coming out of his face.


We got sorry really fast. I am not sure what the big whoop was all about, they are still yellow, still smell like mom, and there is one we didn’t even see. But they are going into the trash and we were so good the rest of the day.

Today is a new day, we will try to do better. It’s a long trip to Mississippi and we don’t want to have to do that again. Sorry  is a real word and we know what it means. Whoever it was that was guilty , we’ll never tell.

The innocents,
Annie and Quigey