An odd patch of grass

Mom brought home this cool patch of colored grass and laid it by the back door. I sniffed it and the thing reminds me of hay. When she turned her back I tasted it a little. Not great but maybe I'll give it another taste test tomorrow when she leaves me in the kitchen.

Annie lost her mind. She's on her back wiggling around like an angle worm, barking and pulling at her own tail. Sometimes I feel bad for her. She has dignity issues.

Dad hasn't been much use to me today. He started reading a book called "Cesar's Way". After a couple hours of reading he started acting all Calm and Assertive. Not sure what that's all about.